Matrix Morpheus

Snake handling preachers are dumb

WHAT IF I TOLD TOU SOME RELIGIOUS NUTJOBS THINK THEIR FAITH IN JESUS WILL SAVE THEM FROM ANYTHING Matrix Morpheus

sleep lololololol

SLEEPS 2 DAYS WORTH BREAKS THE MATRIX Matrix Morpheus

lines of code

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS CAN FIT IN 109 LINES OF CODE Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you/Comedians

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE ARE FUNNIER COMEDIANS THAN KEVIN HART  Matrix Morpheus

SCOPE CREEP

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE CLIENT WILL CHANGE THE SPECS Matrix Morpheus

Matrix in internet

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THAT MEMES, WINES AND POSTS WITH CATS ARE NOT FUNNY? Matrix Morpheus

new dj mix

WHAT  IF  I TOLD YOU I MADE A NEW MIX BUT AM WAITING UNTIL MONDAY TO POST IT Matrix Morpheus

Conspiracy Alert!

  Matrix Morpheus

I never knew about this until my friend told me

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO LOOK CLOSELY IN  MY GLASSES AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE Matrix Morpheus

i dont know why but this part of the "movies" pisses me off

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THOR HAS RED HAIR Matrix Morpheus