Matrix Morpheus

Takes longer to degrade preventing sink holes.

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU NEED A HUGE NOSE TO WEAR THESE Matrix Morpheus

Valentines day!!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVERYDAY IS ABOUT LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP Matrix Morpheus

Ram spoiler

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE WING ON YOUR DODGE RAM DOESN'T MAKE IT GO FASTER Matrix Morpheus

Valentine's cost whiners

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... A MEANINGFUL GIFT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN AN EXPENSIVE ONE Matrix Morpheus

bottom feeders

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PARENTS NOWADAYS VISIT THE CHILD THAT HAS A WELL PAYING JOB, A NICE HOME, AND A BABY Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you not everyone loves sunny weather?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NOT EVERYONE LOVES SUNNY WEATHER? Matrix Morpheus

Know your place

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  IM NOT INSANE YOU JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR Matrix Morpheus

Survivor: Thailand Jake Original Coach

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  JAKE WAS THE ORIGINAL COACH Matrix Morpheus

INTJ Reward

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, YOU HAD BEEN TALKING SHIT THIS ENTIRE TIME? Matrix Morpheus