Matrix Morpheus

after my wife was honest to her friend first time in 20 years..

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLEASE EVERYONE Matrix Morpheus

They don't have to be at war with each other

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU RELIGION AND SCIENCE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE? Matrix Morpheus

come with me if you want castles!

 COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT CASTLES Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you not everyone hates rain?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NOT EVERYONE HATES RAIN? Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus going to Berlin

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS AUGUST BERLIN IS ENTERING THE MATRIX Matrix Morpheus

ha ha ha aaaaaa

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  TO GO TO TOWER PROWL Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you pedantry is bad?

WHAT IF I TOLD  PEDANTRY IS BAD? Matrix Morpheus

Sprout Malort

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MALORT IS ONLY FOUND AT WALGREENS? Matrix Morpheus

what if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD GO TO THE GYM WITH OUT TELLING FACEBOOK Matrix Morpheus

Mandatory Morpheius

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU    THE FLOOR MEETING IS NOT MANDATORY  Matrix Morpheus