Matrix Morpheus

Cold Call Reality

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THAT PEOPLE STILL PICK UP COLD CALLS. Matrix Morpheus

Guess what guys?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT TROLLING IS FOR COOL PEOPLE Matrix Morpheus

Apostle Baby

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT  APOSTLE BABY IS NOT A BABY APOSTLE? Matrix Morpheus

Sexlust hihihi

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ATT BRIST PÅ SEXLUST INTE ÄR ETT PROBLEM Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you talking to yourself is good?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  TALKING TO YOURSELF IS GOOD?  Matrix Morpheus

follow me!!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I FOLLOW COUGIE ON TWITTER? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR A FAGGOT Matrix Morpheus

y si te digo

Y QUE TAL SI TE DIGO QUE NO SABES CUIDARTE Matrix Morpheus

I'm a Rodent, Not a Weatherman

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  GROUNDHOGS CAN'T PREDICT WEATHER? Matrix Morpheus

Nobody cares!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT NOBODY CARED ABOUT YOUR HATRED OF OC'S? Matrix Morpheus