Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you authoritarianism doesn't work?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  AUTHORITARIANISM DOESN'T WORK? Matrix Morpheus

Real nights be like

SAY YOU A RIDAH, NIGGA?? LET'S GO TO PLUTO, BIIIIOTCCH!!!! Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus Drugs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THE BOX CONTAINED BOTH DAY AND NIGHT? Matrix Morpheus

no gas

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU. I HAD NO GAS. Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  IT WAS NOT AN EXAGGERATION  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you don't be smug

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   DON'T BE SMUG? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I just sharted

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   I JUST SHARTED? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you the UK isn't called England

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT THE UK ISN'T CALLED

What if I told you don't be smug

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  DON'T BE SMUG?  Matrix Morpheus

In response to the waiter a high-end restaurant

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR CUSTOMERS ONLY TELL YOU THEY HAVE A GLUTEN ALLERGY SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO THEIR REQUEST. Matrix Morpheus