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Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you authoritarianism doesn't work?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU AUTHORITARIANISM DOESN'T WORK? Matrix Morpheus
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Real nights be like

SAY YOU A RIDAH, NIGGA?? LET'S GO TO PLUTO, BIIIIOTCCH!!!! Matrix Morpheus
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Morpheus Drugs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE BOX CONTAINED BOTH DAY AND NIGHT? Matrix Morpheus
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no gas

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU. I HAD NO GAS. Matrix Morpheus
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOT AN EXAGGERATION Matrix Morpheus
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What if I told you don't be smug

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DON'T BE SMUG? Matrix Morpheus
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What if I told you I just sharted

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I JUST SHARTED? Matrix Morpheus
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What if I told you the UK isn't called England

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE UK ISN'T CALLED
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What if I told you don't be smug

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DON'T BE SMUG? Matrix Morpheus
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In response to the waiter a high-end restaurant

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR CUSTOMERS ONLY TELL YOU THEY HAVE A GLUTEN ALLERGY SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO THEIR REQUEST. Matrix Morpheus
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