Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you the UK isn't called England

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE UK ISN'T CALLED

Marriage is unnecessary revelation

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MARRIAGE IS UNNECESSARY? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I just sharted

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I JUST SHARTED?  Matrix Morpheus

Useful unemployment revelation

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS SUCH A THING AS USEFUL UNEMPLOYMENT? Matrix Morpheus

YOGA TODAY

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE WILL BE NO VINYASAS TODAY Matrix Morpheus

My girlfriend is an ass hole.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I DON'T FEEL THE NEED THE NEED FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP. Matrix Morpheus

Your facebook movie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK MOVIE Matrix Morpheus

MORPH DOG SHIT

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN BAKE COOKIES WITH THE PROPER SUPPLYS Matrix Morpheus

Prom proposal

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   I WANT TO GO TO PROM 2.0 WITH YOU? Matrix Morpheus

housemates are great

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