Matrix Morpheus

truthay my bootay

WHAT IS I TOLD YOU   SKAHTEHRIIO DIDNT GIVE A FUCK Matrix Morpheus

HHC app

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN RUN THE HHC APP ANYTIME Matrix Morpheus

oh stop it you,

                                           WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE BASE IS BEING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.. Matrix Morpheus

It's not difficult, people!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE IN GOD AND STILL ACCEPT THE SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING? Matrix Morpheus

No one cares

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THAT DRESS DOES MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK BIG Matrix Morpheus

People must understand this. Fundamentalists such as Ken Ham doesn't represent christianity

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT       YOUNG EARTH CREATIONISM IS NOT COMMON CHRISTIAN PRACTICE Matrix Morpheus

Come on now people.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU COUNTRIES HAVE BEEN SPYING ON OTHER COUNTRIES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS Matrix Morpheus

hahah fuck

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I SAW 12 PIPSONIANS SITTING IN ONE RICKSHAW Matrix Morpheus

Funny Morpheaus

THIS IS ALL YOUR IMAGINANTION KFC'S CHICKEN IS ACTUALLY BAKED Matrix Morpheus

Island Funny

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OLIVER QUEEN WAS NEVER ON THAT ISLAND Matrix Morpheus