Matrix Morpheus

Fuck Facebook!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO ONE GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK MOVIE Matrix Morpheus

COOK LIZARDS

STRAIGHT BLACK MEN BE LIKE  EFFEMINIZED BLACK MEN ARE A DISGRACE Matrix Morpheus

negro asdfasdfs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SHIFT BIDS DON'T EXIST Matrix Morpheus

Dat Frank's Hot Sauce

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT ALL FOOD NEEDS HOT SAUCE? Matrix Morpheus

Quals countdown 8

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I ONLY HAVE EIGHT MORE QUALS READINGS LEFT? Matrix Morpheus

You Just did ^^,

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IN 9GAG,  TITTLES ARE READ LAST Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus War

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN SUPPORT THE TROOPS WITHOUT SUPPORTING THE WAR Matrix Morpheus

Practice Douche

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD LEARN YOUR MUSIC AT HOME AND COME TO REHEARSAL PREPARED? Matrix Morpheus

School guyahaja

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PIKE NEVER INTENDS ON DOING ANYTHING THEY COMMIT TOO. THE PEOPLE IN PIKE GET A HIGH OFF FLAKING, THEIR DOPAMINE AND SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE AT PEAK LEVEL WHEN THEY RIP THE EXCITEMENT AND HAPPINESS OUT OF YOU, AND EAT IT LIKE UPCHURCH WOULD A TRIPLE STACK COV Matrix Morpheus

How the rest of us are feeling

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M CHRISTIAN, BUT DON'T AGREE WITH KEN HAM EITHER. Matrix Morpheus