Matrix Morpheus

Enough with the hashtags

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD UPDATE YOUR STATUS WITHOUT A MILLION HASHTAGS Matrix Morpheus

Lesbians sane

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  LESBIANS ARE SANE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS CRAZY Matrix Morpheus

You say you laying the pipe...

IF YOU CAN'T BACK IT UP... SHUT THE FUQ UP! Matrix Morpheus

Saturns FTW

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY SATURN Matrix Morpheus

Importance to class

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS LECTURE ACTUALLY DOES APPLY TO MEMES? Matrix Morpheus

The NFL Says

MORPHEUS BE LIKE  WHO THE FUCK IS RICHARD SHERMAN? Matrix Morpheus

The Great Denial

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE ANSWER IS NO Matrix Morpheus

FB games

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN PLAY ALL YOUR FACEBOOK GAMES WITHOUT INVITING ME Matrix Morpheus

Break swipes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWIPE FOR YOUR BREAKS Matrix Morpheus

Manny Harris

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MANNY HARRIS IS THE NEXT LAKER STAR Matrix Morpheus