Matrix Morpheus

People prefer images over reading blogs

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE PREFER IMAGES OVER READING BLOGS  Matrix Morpheus

Content sharing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MORE PEOPLE WILL SHARE THIS THAN YOU TYPICAL 300 WORD BLOG POST  Matrix Morpheus

Everybody is fucked

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT EVERYONE IS STUPID Matrix Morpheus

Mtrix lol

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT REALITY IS THE MATRIX Matrix Morpheus

Hate living in seattle

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN SEATTLE DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THE SEAHAWKS Matrix Morpheus

This is a dream lel

BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THIS IS A DREAM THERESA  Matrix Morpheus

Stupid Stupid

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... IT'S ACTUALLY TUESDAYS? Matrix Morpheus

THAT IS AWESOME

STEVEN IS THE CHOSEN ONE AND HE HAS THE POWER TO BE FUCKING AWESOME Matrix Morpheus

MORPHEUS HELL YEAH

JESUS HAS NO POWER HERE STEVEN COSE THE BLUE PILL AND THAT ALONE GIVES HIM THE POWER Matrix Morpheus

minions are really squirrels

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MINIONS ARE REALLY SQUIRRELS Matrix Morpheus