Matrix Morpheus

Jim Caldwell

AT LAST, SOMEONE EXISTS AS COOL AS I. Matrix Morpheus

Fear is not an Option

SCOTTISH AND PROUD? BRITISH AND AFRAID? Matrix Morpheus

you can't unfriend me!

YOU CAN'T UNFRIEND ME. I'M FROM THE MATRIXBOOK. Matrix Morpheus

Take the Red pill

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU A PROGRAM EXISTS WHERE DIVIDENDS IMPORT AND POST ON THEIR OWN Matrix Morpheus

Focus ST vs GTR R35

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT FORD FOCUS ST CANNOT OVERTAKE A GTR? Matrix Morpheus

To the guy who asked me how a guy like me got a hot girlfriend

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NICE GUYS DON'T ALWAYS FINISH LAST Matrix Morpheus

Expectations Ruining Your Happiness

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR UNHAPPINESS COMES FROM YOUR EXPECTATIONS? Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...   DRESSES COULD BE CHEAP Matrix Morpheus

HAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY

UVĚDOM SI SAKRA, ŽE JSI NA PANSKÝ Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus PA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT GOING TO GET DONE TODAY Matrix Morpheus