Matrix Morpheus

To the drivers who tailgate, pass then cut me off

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT ALL VEHICLES HAVE FOUR WHEEL DRIVE? Matrix Morpheus

Forever lame

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GREG SUCKED ROBERTS COCK Matrix Morpheus

poop poop title

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ASHLEY ISN'T FUNNY.  Matrix Morpheus

Pewdiepie is dead :O

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PEWDIPIE WAS DEAD? Matrix Morpheus

Decrease in Q. Labor Demanded

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT RAISING THE MIN WAGE CAN BE BAD Matrix Morpheus

Robots, robots everywhere.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE THR ONLY HUMAN ON EARTH AND EVERYONE ELSE IS A ROBOT ENGINEERED BY ALIENS Matrix Morpheus

Be amazed!

    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU           THAT THERE IS A REFLECTION IN MY SUNGLASSES Matrix Morpheus

wasted shit

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WE'VE WASTED NEARLY 18 WEEKS OF OUR LIVES Matrix Morpheus

what if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO Matrix Morpheus

Gelert is on the table

E SE TI DICESSI CHE NON HO LE STANGHE DEGLI OCCHIALI? Matrix Morpheus