Matrix Morpheus

Wierd Pets :) <3

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. YOU COULD GET BOTH OF THEM.... Matrix Morpheus

Torres did a torres

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU,  TORRES IS NOT A TORRES Matrix Morpheus

Out of A

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE ARE ALL BLACK Matrix Morpheus

take one to know one

  WHAT IF I TOLD YOU    IT DOESN'T TAKE ONE, TO KNOW ONE Matrix Morpheus

Thirsty niggas

THIRSTY NIGGAS BE LIKE YOU ARE THE ONE  Matrix Morpheus

wth fuck the title

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU..  FREDDY IS ACTUALLY FILIPINO Matrix Morpheus

Also, don't thank France for saving your asses against the british, you're welcome.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FRANCE WON ALMOST ALL ITS WARS OF ITS HISTORY Matrix Morpheus

grandma thoe

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU..  GRANDMAS TORTILLAS ARE NOT HOMEMADE Matrix Morpheus

2014 quote

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  FILIPINO'S ARE JUST HIGH ASS MEXICANS Matrix Morpheus

drink shit

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU'RE MY CRUSH Matrix Morpheus