Matrix Morpheus

Do you even lift?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU COULD GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT TELLING EVERYBODY ABOUT IT. Matrix Morpheus

hello baby

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT POLISH JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE POLISH BLOOD Matrix Morpheus

дедо мраз

ШТО АКО ВИ КАЖАМ ДЕКА ДЕДО МРАЗ Е ЛАЖЕН! Matrix Morpheus

Winner in cards

ШТО ЌЕ БИДЕ АКО ВИ КАЖАМ ДЕКА НА НИКОЈ НЕ МУ Е ГАЈЛЕ ! Matrix Morpheus

To all the gym users that criticise people that join in January

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP FEE WOULD BE A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE PEOPLE THAT JOIN (AND GIVE UP) IN JANUARY Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that,

WHAT IF I TOLD THAT, I'M AN ARTIST BECAUSE I USE COLORFUL LANGUAGE Matrix Morpheus

what if...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR INNER BEAUTY IS UGLY Matrix Morpheus

A mirage

THERE ARE NO BLUE OR RED PILLS HERE. IF YOU CAN SEE ME YOU ARE WIGGIN! Matrix Morpheus

New Year's Resolution

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR A SPECIFIC DATE TO MAKE YOURSELF BETTER Matrix Morpheus

what if...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I KNOW YOU'RE A LIAR Matrix Morpheus