Matrix Morpheus

Im telling you its dumb

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU GOT FOR CRISTMAS AND THEY COULD CARE LESS IF YOU POSTED THEM ON FACEBOOK Matrix Morpheus

coffee mate

WHO ORDERED HAZEL-NUT Matrix Morpheus

who ordered the hazel-nut

  Matrix Morpheus

UNDERGROUND HOUSE MORPHEUS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU RAP IS NOT HOUSE MUSIC Matrix Morpheus

gift time

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL SOON GET YOUR GIFT. Matrix Morpheus

What if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU    STARBUCKS IS CLOSED Matrix Morpheus

some at DeBeers deserves a sales trophy.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS ARE WHAT WAS FORMERLY REFERRED TO AS INDUSTRIAL GRADE Matrix Morpheus

To my sisters

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DONT LIKE TO BE PICKED ON Matrix Morpheus

dumb people and dumber creators

LIKE IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE FUCKIN SHIT UP BECAUSE MOFOS ARE STUCK IN THE MATRIX Matrix Morpheus

As a once every couple of weeks redditor... and seeing the now infamous safe was opened...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... NOT EVERYONES LIFE REVOLVES AROUND REDDIT. Matrix Morpheus