Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU                        I FAKED IT!                   Matrix Morpheus

White pill or Grey pill.

YES NEO, THE WHITE PILL WILL KEEP YOU AT SEA FOR 30+ DAYS. TAKE THE GREY PILL, AND YOU WILL BE IN PORT EVERY WEEKEND! Matrix Morpheus

Redskins suck!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE REDKINS WILL FINISH RG3-13 Matrix Morpheus

Prince Daenos

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PRINCE DAENOS ISNT A KNOWN GIVER OF FUCKS? Matrix Morpheus

LOSE YOURSELF

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT IT IS TOO LATE AND YOU'VE LOST YOURSELF Matrix Morpheus

Just got a cat. This is how I feel.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT MY KARMA POTENTIAL JUST INCREASED BY %1000 Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU      I'M NOT!                   Matrix Morpheus

Every server on Christmas

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU $2.13 + TIME AND A HALF ON CHRISTMAS STILL MAKES YOU SCROOGE Matrix Morpheus

assasination by kevin

IM GONNA KILL THAT DOC WHO DINT HEAL ME  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WALKING IS EASIER... Matrix Morpheus