Matrix Morpheus

No Sandwich

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE IS NO SANDWICH Matrix Morpheus

Dictionary humor

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  DICTIONARIES HAVE THE CORRECT SPELLING OF EVERY ENGLISH WORD IN THEM Matrix Morpheus

Taco Tuesday

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EL MEXICALLI IS OPEN LATE Matrix Morpheus

tumblr hate

     WHAT IF I TOLD YOU              I DON'T GIVE A FUCK   Matrix Morpheus

Marillion Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MARILLION ARE MORE THAN JUST A BAND Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU CAN VOTE MULTIPLES? Matrix Morpheus

Oi m8

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NEITHER OF THEM? Matrix Morpheus

Common Dandy

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOU'RE A COMMON DANDY Matrix Morpheus

NaNoWriMo Ends Soon

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NANOWRIMO IS ALMOST OVER! Matrix Morpheus

Bacon is lean

    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU       THAT BACON IS ACTUALLY A LEAN MEAT. Matrix Morpheus