Matrix Morpheus

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 WHAT IF I TOLD  KAYLA GIVE FREE BLOW JOBS Matrix Morpheus

your house plants don't like you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PLANTS DON'T LIKE YOU TALKING TO THEM, THEY JUST LIKE THE CO2 ON YOUR BREATH. Matrix Morpheus

FOR SWEETNESS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SWEETNESS IS SWEET Matrix Morpheus

my meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU A FUCKING IDIOT? Matrix Morpheus

what if....

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU UNICORNS ARE REAL. Matrix Morpheus

Oh yea

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT DARYLL FROM WALKING DEAD ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE SCOTT PECKA Matrix Morpheus

morpheus speaks truth

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THIS THREAD WILL BE NO DIFFERENT Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF A TOLD YOU I REALLY WANT TO HUG YOU Matrix Morpheus

dubstep wooooo! :)

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DUBSTEP IS A MESSAGE FROM ALIENS Matrix Morpheus

urrrrrm... okay?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE A MONKEY Matrix Morpheus