Matrix Morpheus

i am the pizza

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU........ YOU ARE THE PIZZA Matrix Morpheus

And what if i told you...

AND WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT THIS IS PURE BULLSHIT Matrix Morpheus

Team ULI

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  IT'S NOT

Blowing the minds of men everywhere

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MEN'S WEARHOUSE IS A PUN Matrix Morpheus

what if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE COULD GO TO DISNEY WORLD FOR $3000 TOTAL Matrix Morpheus

The truth

NEO WHAT IF I TOLD U THE PS4 WAS A PIECE OF SHIT I WOULD SAY YOUR RIGHT MORPHEUS Matrix Morpheus

Some people are dense

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU? SHE CHANGED HER SHIFTS OR TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER BISTRO TO AVOID YOU ALL TOGETHER? Matrix Morpheus

Kiss my ass

YOU BETTER KISS MY ASS BITCH Matrix Morpheus

What If...

WHAT IF I ASKED YOU... WHY NOT BOTH? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you the people in the tinfoil hats were right?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THE TINFOIL-HAT PEOPLE ARE RIGHT? Matrix Morpheus