Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BEAR KISSED LOGAN SLAUGHTER Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NICKELBACK WAS PLAYING AT TIMS TOYOTA CENTER TONIGHT Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NICKELBACK WAS PLAYING AT TIMES TOYOTA CENTER TONIGHT Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JEREMIAH FILLED YOUR TUB WITH SHIT Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IVE NEVER HAD MY PIDDLE PUSHED IN Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PVRP'S PLANNING TO START A SEAPUNK SCENE IN 2014 Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT HEALTH AND SAFETY CHECKS ARE THIS SUNDAY FROM 7-10 P.M. Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU WILL BE PAYING 200 DOLLARS A TICKET FOR THE PL SHOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BITCH. Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THAT ALL OF THE EGGS IN THE REFRIGERATOR ARE GONE Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THE PACERS ARE THE ONLY UNDEFEATED NBA TEAM LEFT Matrix Morpheus