Matrix Morpheus

Party without alcohol?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN PARTY WITHOUT ALCOHOL? Matrix Morpheus

Fuck your funny titles

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO PLAY BF4 MP UNTIL I UNLOCK THE QBZ-95 Matrix Morpheus

Philip med heca

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT: YOU CANT WIN A DUE Q WHEN PHILIP PLAYS HECA Matrix Morpheus

Military Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NO CIVILIAN LIFE Matrix Morpheus

WHATCIF I TOLD YOU SCIENCE

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SCIENCE IS ONLY A WAY OF MEASURING  MAGIC Matrix Morpheus

science v. magic

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SCIENCE IS ONLY A WAY OF MEASURING MAGIC? Matrix Morpheus

STFU Gilles

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP GILLES! Matrix Morpheus

Why the turd

DO NOT ASK WHY THE TURD ONLY ASK WHAT MUST BE DONE WITH IT Matrix Morpheus

Food Drive Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU CAN ENTER THE MATRIX BY DONATING FOOD. Matrix Morpheus

you look like an ass

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS. Matrix Morpheus