Matrix Morpheus

shut up!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JUST BECAUSE IT IS NOT QUIET HOURS YET YOU STILL HAVE TO BE MINDFUL OF YOUR NOISE LEVEL Matrix Morpheus

Callin me terrio

CALL ME TERRIO  ONE MORE TIME Matrix Morpheus

Stop telling me my title isn't funny enough

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT TOASTERS HAVE A TOASTINESS DIAL Matrix Morpheus

Philosophy meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 'BRAIN IN A VAT THEORY' ISN'T LIKE THE MATRIX. THE MATRIX IS LIKE 'BRAIN IN A VAT THEORY' Matrix Morpheus

friendly mopheus

WHAT IF I TOLD U  I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDZONED Matrix Morpheus

As a real follower of Christ

    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU            HATEFUL

Mr. Wickens

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU,  CHRIS SUCKS CONTINENTAL COCK. Matrix Morpheus

It happens exponentially. Lets make healthcare work like that again.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU. THE HARDWARE INDUSTRY, IS CAPITALISM'S FINEST EXAMPLE. Matrix Morpheus

Yogaa man

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU COULD DO YOGA AND STILL BE STRAIGHT. Matrix Morpheus

Teen Pregnancy

WHAT IF I TOLD   YOU THEY WERE JUST NOT CAREFUL AND PLAIN STUPID Matrix Morpheus