Matrix Morpheus

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Forget the BBQ.

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Its not the honest part that pisses people off

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN BE HONEST WITHOUT BEING AN ASS Matrix Morpheus

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Give it a catchy title!

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Quitting smoking is a b!tch

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I  DON'T  WANT  A  SMOKE Matrix Morpheus

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Engineering is ridiculously overrated

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE ARE HARDER MAJORS THAN ENGINERING Matrix Morpheus

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