Matrix Morpheus

Honest Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU ARE GOING TO PASS Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED REPUBLICANS AND THE BLUE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE? Matrix Morpheus

Czhliw Arizona

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED REPUBLICANS AND THE BLUE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE? Matrix Morpheus

Czhliw Arizona

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED REPUBLICANS AND THE BLUE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE? Matrix Morpheus

Czhliw Arizona

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED REPUBLICANS AND THE BLUE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE?  Matrix Morpheus

Good guys finish last!

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drunky mcmatrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT'S WHERE THE RECEIPT COMES OUT Matrix Morpheus

Just because you have bitstrips, does not mean you're funny.

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Relax, ur not that cool

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