Matrix Morpheus

Chiefs Kingdom

YOU ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WITHOUT FEAR YOU ARE IN THE CHIEFS KINGDOM Matrix Morpheus

Chiefs Kingdom

YOU ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WITHOUT FEAR YOU ARE IN THE CHIEFS KIMGDOM Matrix Morpheus

z2 PETA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PETA AND Z2 ARE SYNONYMS Matrix Morpheus

Not Sure

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THESE STICKERS WERE KINDA CUTE Matrix Morpheus

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, DAN, THAT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER? HAPPY BIRTHDAY Matrix Morpheus

WELL WHAT

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, TITS, FART, TURD, AND TWAT  Matrix Morpheus

UR NOT?!?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I AM NOT YOUR HUSBAND Matrix Morpheus

Display Technology

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO CONSIDER WHEN BUYING A NEW TELEVISION, OUTSIDE OF THE SIZE AND PRICE, IS THE TYPE OF TV THAT YOU WILL WANT TO BUY Matrix Morpheus

Every time...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I SPEND MORE TIME LOOKING FOR FUNNY PICS THAN I DO ON MY SLIDES Matrix Morpheus

Pokemon sadness

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT ALL YOU NEED IS A LEAF STONE? Matrix Morpheus