Matrix Morpheus

Performance Issues? We took the Red Pill, descended into the bowels of the .NET Agent, slow? ForgetAboutIt!

  Matrix Morpheus

average losers for 25 years

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE COWBOYS ARE 130-131 SINCE '97 Matrix Morpheus

Morphius Supports Sonsoles

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD THE POWER TO CHANGE MUSIC FOREVER? Matrix Morpheus

Ass Jelqing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN HOLD YOUR FART Matrix Morpheus

Timesheets are the wool that have been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

  Matrix Morpheus

SPEECHLESS MORPH

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  NAH.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus is speechless

BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... NAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU Matrix Morpheus

Yeah :3

........EZEKIEL......... SHUT THE FUCK UP Matrix Morpheus

Snopes is a lie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SNOPES IS A LIE Matrix Morpheus

bacon is a condiment in Japan

WHAT IF TOLD YOU  BACON IS NOT A VEGETABLE Matrix Morpheus