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Matrix Morpheus

Performance Issues? We took the Red Pill, descended into the bowels of the .NET Agent, slow? ForgetAboutIt!

Matrix Morpheus
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average losers for 25 years

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE COWBOYS ARE 130-131 SINCE '97 Matrix Morpheus
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Morphius Supports Sonsoles

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD THE POWER TO CHANGE MUSIC FOREVER? Matrix Morpheus
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Ass Jelqing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN HOLD YOUR FART Matrix Morpheus
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Timesheets are the wool that have been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Matrix Morpheus
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SPEECHLESS MORPH

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NAH.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU Matrix Morpheus
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Morpheus is speechless

BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... NAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU Matrix Morpheus
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Yeah :3

........EZEKIEL......... SHUT THE FUCK UP Matrix Morpheus
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Snopes is a lie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SNOPES IS A LIE Matrix Morpheus
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bacon is a condiment in Japan

WHAT IF TOLD YOU BACON IS NOT A VEGETABLE Matrix Morpheus
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