Matrix Morpheus

While shopping for spray paint at home depot and seeing their "don't tes the spray" sign -- I've never really understood why people get so mad about it.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT TO KEEP THE FLOORS CLEANED. BUT TO ACTUALLY HAVE PAINT TO STILL SELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. Matrix Morpheus

Voter, don't you feel like a bit of an alice?

EDUCATION.......... TUMBLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. Matrix Morpheus

They aren't all the same, you're just dating the same ones.

   WHAT IF I TOLD YOU,    TO GET A NICE GUY, YOU WILL LIKELY NEED TO APPROACH HIM. Matrix Morpheus

Olly balrey j

BRACE YOURSELF OLLY BARLEY THE TRAIN IS COMING… Matrix Morpheus

Hello xd

DO CB CIPO Matrix Morpheus

United Nations

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE UN IS MAINLY CONTROLLED BY THE SC Matrix Morpheus

United Nations

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT THE BIG POWER IN THE UN IS HELD BY THE SC Matrix Morpheus

theres a gun in my glasses

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT TO BE LAZY YOU HAD TO BE ACTIVE Matrix Morpheus

Asa, asa......

CAND TOTUL E PIERDUT, ASA ESTE. Matrix Morpheus

KERSHAW THE ONE

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU KERSHAW WILL PITCH FRIDAY AGAIN Matrix Morpheus