Matrix Morpheus

Floorball Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE'S A FLOORBALL COMPETITION? Matrix Morpheus

I'm tired of feminism taking credit for the modern world.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FEMINISM COULDN'T HAVE PREVENTED WOMEN GETTING TO VOTE IF THEY TRIED. Matrix Morpheus

This is the 18th time...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN 17 TIMES BEFORE  Matrix Morpheus

el 2do del celeste

Y SI TE DIJERA QUE... EL PICANTE PRACTICA CHILENAS CADA ENTRENAMIENTO? Matrix Morpheus

don't freak out

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN Matrix Morpheus

Well played UVHM...

  Matrix Morpheus

SWDB

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE MORE GENDERS THAN MALE & FEMALE Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU NEED CP GAINING SKILL? Matrix Morpheus

Kittens motherfucker

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU KITTENS ALWAYS WIN, MOTHERFUCKER Matrix Morpheus

Royal Show

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE GOING TO THE ROYAL SHOW Matrix Morpheus