Matrix Morpheus

Haters gonna hate, Potato's gonna potate.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DR PEPPER ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD? Matrix Morpheus

hay Natie ...

Y DIGO QUE ... NO ES NCESARIO ESCRIBIR

funny haha omg funny

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ITS NOT THAT HARD TO DO Matrix Morpheus

hope you get lucky the day you forgot to do it . . .

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I TAKE 1 HOMEWORK A YEAR . . . AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH Matrix Morpheus

head and potato

 DOES MY HEAD LOOK LIKE A POTATO? Matrix Morpheus

SUPT School

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVERYONE WOULD MISS TODD'S TEACHING? Matrix Morpheus

treaty morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TREATIES AREN'T VALID W/OUT THE CONSENT OF THE SENATE Matrix Morpheus

moxament to mauro mpistoli

MOXAMENT TO MAURO MPISTOLI Matrix Morpheus

What's an oracle?

WHAT  IF  I TOLD  YOU... THAT EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS?  Matrix Morpheus

morpheus eating

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU COULD DONATE A MEAL JUST  BY EATING Matrix Morpheus