Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE SQUAT RACK WAS NOT FOR CURLS? Matrix Morpheus

Lucky you! Earned an onion today?

GIVE THAT MAN TEN KILO PYAAJ Matrix Morpheus

I earned an onion today!

GIVE THAT MAN TEN KILO PYAAJ Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

 THAT FARTS ARE THE SCREAMS OF TRAPPED POO Matrix Morpheus

elias hand

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ELISA'S HAND HAS 4 FINGERS Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that I liked you?

THAT THE MORE WE TALK AND HANGOUT THE MORE I REALIZE THAT  Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THAT I WAS WISHING FOR A SNOW DAY TOO Matrix Morpheus

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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TEACHING IS DIFFICULT  Matrix Morpheus

to all those people who only rent out rediculously cheap apartments to girls

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT NOT ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS Matrix Morpheus

NSA logic: Where there is smoke there is fire..

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MCCARTHYISM AND THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS  WERE LEGIT Matrix Morpheus