Matrix Morpheus

Aspen Crossing You Have to Live Here to Understand

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU CANNOT JUST TAKE FURNITURE!  Matrix Morpheus

The Red Pill

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE ARE ALL ALREADY IN PRODAGIO? Matrix Morpheus

Overworked nurses

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  RN-TO-PATIENT RATIOS CAN BE LAW. Matrix Morpheus

rejection turk

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SOME PEOPLE READ FASTER THAN OTHERS?  Matrix Morpheus

For NARN

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOURE WELCOME! Matrix Morpheus

Economic Riddle

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A PRICE IS? Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus to Jaron

JARON, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JOKE IS REALLYYYYYY OLD Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU... THIS MEME WASN'T MADE AT THE LAST SECOND. Matrix Morpheus

dont give a fuck

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK Matrix Morpheus

hey slob

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR CAR ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU LAID Matrix Morpheus