Matrix Morpheus

To Connie

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU JUST LOST TO DA BEARS Matrix Morpheus

i don't want to be creative you fucking robot.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PETE'S TEAM COULDN'T EVEN BEAT THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS? Matrix Morpheus

Arsenal Set Pieces

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... STOKE PLAYED POSSESSION AND ARSENAL ONLY SCORED FROM SET PIECES Matrix Morpheus

Mind blowing i know

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU, CIARAN'S AND PRISCILLA'S ARE ACTUALLY ALL THE SAME SIZE? Matrix Morpheus

Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE QUIZ IS ON MONDAY Matrix Morpheus

Seahawks Win

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FOOTBALL DOESN'T MATTER Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT? AND THAT PEOPLE USE YOU AS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORD

Bad government

GOVERNMENT GOOD YOU MUST BE CRAZY.  Matrix Morpheus

MATRIX POS MEM

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JOSH SHARP IS FUNNY AND YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND GREAT HUMOR Matrix Morpheus

This annoys me so much.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT 9GAG HAS BECAME A ZOO Matrix Morpheus