Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT

 I AM ACTUALLY A WOMAN NOT A MAN Matrix Morpheus

He's Marrying You

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HE'S ONLY MARRYING YOU BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTS HIM.  Matrix Morpheus

No Al-Qaeda

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT AL-QAEDA DOESN'T REALLY EXIST Matrix Morpheus

To olaf af hyttenstein

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SOME SPOILERS FOR SOA? Matrix Morpheus

Suck ma dick

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Matrix Morpheus

magic shades

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THESE GLASSES ARE GLUED TO MY FACE Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

 BOUND CPS ARE USEFUL Matrix Morpheus

compensating inner weakness

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT YOUR TOUGH-GUY APPEARANCE IS AN OBVIOUS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR INNER SOFTNESS Matrix Morpheus

PsychSoc Hoodie

  WHAT IF I TOLD YOU   THEY'RE ALREADY HERE Matrix Morpheus

Pizza driver truths

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE PIZZA DRIVER YOU THOUGHT DIDN'T REALLY NEED THE MONEY WAS ACTUALLY WORKING TO SUPPORT A FAMILY Matrix Morpheus