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Matrix Morpheus

get off the phone

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... GET OFF THE PHONE YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORE AS BITCH!! Matrix Morpheus
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Matrix Mashup

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SIGNING UP FOR HOUSING IS EASY Matrix Morpheus
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back to you

BACK TO YOU Matrix Morpheus
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this is funny

SE DIZ LIBERAL MAS É MINARQUISTA? E SE EU TE DISSESSE QUE VOCÊ É SOCIALISTA? Matrix Morpheus
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I'm Coming for you Maurice

RIDING HIGH SEE YOU AT THE CROSSWALK Matrix Morpheus
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Don't want you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET YOUR EX BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU Matrix Morpheus
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Enemy Definition

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BY THE TIME OBAMA FINISHES TRYING TO MAKE A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE WE'LL ALL BE SPEAKING FARSI. Matrix Morpheus
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Karma: So you wanted snow?

NOW YOU HAVE DIARRHEA AND YOUR WATER IS FROZEN? Matrix Morpheus
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So you wanted snow?

NOW YOU HAVE DIARRHEA AND WATER IS FROZEN? BAHAHA Matrix Morpheus
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Hairy Ass Pics

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THOSE PICS OF YOUR ASS ARE NOT SEXY Matrix Morpheus
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