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Paranoid Parrot

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone Paranoid Parrot
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put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers Paranoid Parrot
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listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers Paranoid Parrot
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BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY Paranoid Parrot
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Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times Paranoid Parrot
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hear girls laughing What did I do?

hear girls laughing What did I do? Paranoid Parrot
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brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me Paranoid Parrot
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prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something Paranoid Parrot
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Swallows a drop of toothpaste "CALL POSION CONTROL!!"

Swallows a drop of toothpaste
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