Paranoid Parrot

Dont Fucking Think So!

I SAY... FUCK NO! Paranoid Parrot

Husband chooses Video games over sex

HUSBAND TURNS DOWN SEX HE MUST BE CHEATING Paranoid Parrot

Husband chooses Video games over sex

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Watching movies at a theatre.

WATCHES A MOVIE AT A THEATRE COVERS EARS IN CASE THE LOUD THX LOGO APPEARS. Paranoid Parrot

Science parrot

THEY'RE STEALING MY IDEAS Paranoid Parrot

Work with music

PUTS ON HEADPHONES AT WORK CONSTANTLY WORRIED THAT COWORKERS CAN HEAR MY MUSIC Paranoid Parrot

one way

CROSSING ONE WAY STREET. STILL LOOKS BOTH WAYS Paranoid Parrot

1 mile under the speed limit

65 MPH SPEED LIMIT? 64 MPH IT IS! Paranoid Parrot

running a yellow light

RUNS A YELLOW LIGHT LOOKS AROUND TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO COPS Paranoid Parrot

good news and bad news

DOCTOR: I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.  THE GOOD NEWS... IS THAT I LIVED A GOOD LIFE Paranoid Parrot