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Paranoid Parrot

Dont Fucking Think So!

I SAY... FUCK NO! Paranoid Parrot
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Husband chooses Video games over sex

HUSBAND TURNS DOWN SEX HE MUST BE CHEATING Paranoid Parrot
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Husband chooses Video games over sex

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Watching movies at a theatre.

WATCHES A MOVIE AT A THEATRE COVERS EARS IN CASE THE LOUD THX LOGO APPEARS. Paranoid Parrot
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Science parrot

THEY'RE STEALING MY IDEAS Paranoid Parrot
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Work with music

PUTS ON HEADPHONES AT WORK CONSTANTLY WORRIED THAT COWORKERS CAN HEAR MY MUSIC Paranoid Parrot
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one way

CROSSING ONE WAY STREET. STILL LOOKS BOTH WAYS Paranoid Parrot
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1 mile under the speed limit

65 MPH SPEED LIMIT? 64 MPH IT IS! Paranoid Parrot
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running a yellow light

RUNS A YELLOW LIGHT LOOKS AROUND TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO COPS Paranoid Parrot
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good news and bad news

DOCTOR: I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. THE GOOD NEWS... IS THAT I LIVED A GOOD LIFE Paranoid Parrot
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