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Paranoid Parrot

Hairspray.. .

FIRST RULE OF KNIVES DON'T TOUCH, FEEL, SNIFF, LICK, CUT, PLAY WITH, OR LOOK AT KNIFES Paranoid Parrot
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My gf..

MY GIRLFRIEND BOUGHT A NEW KITCHEN KNIFE TODAY I THINK SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME Paranoid Parrot
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First rule of white pants..

FIRST RULE OF WHITE PANTS WHAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG Paranoid Parrot
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I'd say watch t.v. ...

FRIDAY THE 13TH. . . I'D SAY WATCH T.V. BUT THE RING RUINED THAT FOR EVERYONE. Paranoid Parrot
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Seemed planned to me...js..

LET'S JUST WATCH A MOVIE ON VHS SHE SAID THERE WON'T BE ANY LITTLE GIRLS CRAWLING OUT OF THE T.V. TO KILL YOU, I SWEAR. Paranoid Parrot
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Look, can you see it?

I'D LOOK OUT MY WINDOW BUT I MIGHT SEE SOMEONE LOOKING BACK Paranoid Parrot
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Cooks the monster

HEY BITCH! GIMME ALL YOUR FOOD! Paranoid Parrot
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Oh, $%&#...better not fill this out.

OH, $%&#! I BETTER NOT FILL OUT THIS SURVEY! WHAT IF THEY KNOW I DIDN'T FILL OUT THE SURVEY? Paranoid Parrot
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Just say good things!

I'M GOING TO FILL OUT THIS SURVEY AND JUST SAY GOOD THINGS! WHAT IF THEY KNOW I JUST SAID GOOD THINGS? Paranoid Parrot
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Not filling out this survey!

I'M NOT GOING TO FILL OUT THIS SURVEY! WHAT IF THEY KNOW I DIDN'T FILL OUT THIS SURVEY. Paranoid Parrot
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