Paranoid Parrot

kissass parott

TO SOUND SMART I JUST REPEAT EVERYTING MY BOSS SAYS... Paranoid Parrot

mamamama what do pretend

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I want to be held

I WANT TO BE HELD  I'LL BITE YOU!! Paranoid Parrot

great rafia

EVEN IF U WON'T TELL RAFIA SHE GETS TO KNOW ALL Paranoid Parrot

Kitty Kat

I AM A KIND OF PARANOID IN REVERSE... I SUSPECT PEOPLE OF PLOTTING TO MAKE ME HAPPY Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid parrot and periods

PERIOD IS A DAY LATE I'M OBVIOUSLY PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS Paranoid Parrot

уегн цуывачн ыванр

А ЧТО ЕСЛИ Я УДАЛЮ ЯЙЦО 2 НА ТВОЕМ ТЕЛЕФОНЕ И ТЫ НЕ ПОЛУЧИШЬ ПРИЗ Paranoid Parrot

The struggle is real

IF I COMMENT ON MY GIFTEE'S POSTS WITH MY REGULAR ACCOUNT, SHE WILL KNOW I AM HER SECRET SANTA! Paranoid Parrot

dog shit

JANGAN JANGAN YANG NAMANYA ALIF  KETURUNAN ANJING DARI TADI NGOMONGIN ANJING Paranoid Parrot

Humans of the basement

SHUTS DOWN LIGHTS OF THE BASEMENT RUN THE MOST FAST HE FUCKING CAN UPSTAIRS Paranoid Parrot