Paranoid Parrot

every day of my life this happens

TAKING A SHOWER,  THINKS THEY FEEL A KNIFE AT THEIR THROAT  Paranoid Parrot

The fear is real

SINGING OR ACTING WEIRD WHILE ALONE CHECK PHONE CONSTANTLY TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT IN A CALL Paranoid Parrot

Every Time

COPS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? THEY'RE AFTER ME Paranoid Parrot

IM SRDJANS EVIL TWIN

IM SRDJANS EVIL TWIN  Paranoid Parrot

IM SRDJANS EVIL TWIN

  Paranoid Parrot

shy guy

IM SHY O MY ! Paranoid Parrot

probably in 616.85

GOES TO LIBRARY TO LOOK FOR BOOKS ON PARANOIA LIBRARIAN SAYS,

Cracked Out Parrots

CRACKED OUT PARROTS  FLYIN HARD Paranoid Parrot

Gotta get ready to run...

WHEN WAITING IN A SUBWAY STATION I LOOK AROUND FOR THE NEAREST EXIT INCASE THE TRAIN DERAILS AND MOUNTS THE PLATFORM Paranoid Parrot

Cooling tea bags

ABOUT TO THROW THE TEA BAGS, LET THEM COOL. Paranoid Parrot