Paranoid Parrot

Every single time

HUSBAND HASN'T CALLED ALL DAY HE IS CLEARLY DEAD.  Paranoid Parrot

SCREENPARANOIA POOP

 DON'T LOOK AT MY SCREEN!!! Paranoid Parrot

MILAN KUJA

 KUJA Paranoid Parrot

EARLY BIRD

DON'T BE LEFT OUT  EARLY BIRD PRICE ENDS SOON Paranoid Parrot

DON'T MISS OUT

DON'T MISS OUT ON THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL Paranoid Parrot

GIRLS THESE DAYS...SMH

HE REPLIED WITH ONLY ONE WORD? HE IS MAD AT ME Paranoid Parrot

Deng Mamm ass eng Fotomontage

 DENG MAMM ASS    ENG FOTOMONTAGE   Paranoid Parrot

Oh aaiigghhttttt

 OH AIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

"Friendzoning" affects me too

KEEP SEEING FRIENDZONE POSTS NONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDS- THEY JUST WAN THE V Paranoid Parrot

Sleeping parrot.

MY HEAD MIGHT NOT BE POINTING AT YOU BUT I CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU. I WATCH YOU SLEEP. Paranoid Parrot