Paranoid Parrot

Socket to em

SHOULD I BE PLUGGING IN HERE? NO! A CHARGING ZONE IS AVAILABLE NEXT TO THE LIBRARY OFFICE Paranoid Parrot

Talkin' about paranoid

THINK SOMEONE IS STALKING ME SPENT 150$ FOR A CAMERA IN THE BACK OF MY JACKET Paranoid Parrot

Hey, there.

I KNOW  I'M PRETTY  Paranoid Parrot

Death Doula-ing

Ze sees new spawn

ZE SEES UNICORN HAS HIS GUN OUT  SHOOTS HIM CAUSE OF SUSPICION  Paranoid Parrot

eh eh ehhhh

OH STOP IT BECCA YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH :* X Paranoid Parrot

Cracker bird

YOU SAY YOU HAVE CRACKERS???   GIMME CWACKAS BITCH!!! Paranoid Parrot

Shes so hot

DONT  MASTERBAIT TO GIRLS I KNOW THEY CAN SMELL THAT I DID OTHERWISE Paranoid Parrot

in my defense, i hadn't heard from my friend in forever, and we normally talk every day

JOKINGLY WANTS TO SAY HAVE YOU DIED OR WHAT IN FBCHAT AFRAID TO BE MEAN TO FAMILY IF HE ACTUALLY DID DIE Paranoid Parrot

paranoiaaa aaa

IF I TOLD YOU HOW TO MAKE MEMES YOU WOULD MAKE THEM ALL Paranoid Parrot