Paranoid Parrot

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HAVER SI LLEGAMOS A LOS  50 LIKES  Paranoid Parrot

Law School Problems

GETS FREE FRIES AT MCDONALD'S BY NICE STAFF FEARFUL OF BEING LIABLE FOR THEFT UNDER THEFT ACT 1968 Paranoid Parrot

As a person who eats junkfood a little more than normal.

MY FOOT FEELS WEIRD DIABETES IS KICKING IN AND THEY'RE GONNA AMPUTATE IT Paranoid Parrot

Playing League of Legends in a foreign country

MY FRIENDS IN AMERICA SUDDENLY DISCONNECT OH GOD,  THEY'VE BEEN NUKED Paranoid Parrot

I really miss the Paranoid Parrots of days past, but realized this halfway through...

MAKES A NOSTALGIC PARANOID PARROT MEME TERRIFIED THAT THE EXACT SAME MEME WITH THE EXACT SAME WORDING ALREADY EXISTS Paranoid Parrot

JOVAN RACIST

PREPISUVATE ?   Paranoid Parrot

Always on facebook

SHE DOESN'T ANSWER MY MESSAGE SHE HAS BEEN SILENCED BY THE CIA Paranoid Parrot

I always do this in the winter...

WARMING UP MY CAR WHILE I'M IN THE HOUSE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW EVERY 2 SECONDS TO MAKE SURE CARS STILL THERE  Paranoid Parrot

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lolol noob cake

DID NOT PIC UP PHONE R.I.P Paranoid Parrot