Paranoid Parrot

What's the catch?

SO YOU WANT TO KEEP DATING ME IN SPITE OF ALL THE PARANOIA? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? Paranoid Parrot

What's the catch?

SO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, IN SPITE OF ME BEING PARANOID? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? Paranoid Parrot

What's the catch?

SO, YOU WANT TO KEEP DATING ME IN SPITE OF THE PARANOIA... WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? Paranoid Parrot

VEL HELOO SWETTY

VELL                   HELLO SWITIE Paranoid Parrot

Who's watchin??

TOILET FLUSHES AUTOMATICALLY SOMEBODY WAS WATCHING ME POOP Paranoid Parrot

Cute present

GETS RARE PRESENT FROM SISTER SHE'S TAKING VENGEANCE Paranoid Parrot

Every year at Christmas time and I find something I want to buy...

I SHOULDN'T BUY THIS... WHAT IF SOMEONE ALREADY GOT IT FOR ME AS A PRESENT? Paranoid Parrot

After turning for the second time in the same corner

  FRONT DRIVER    THINKS I'M CHASING HIM Paranoid Parrot

Cisco Tests

GETS 100 ON TEST TEACHER THINKS I CHEATED Paranoid Parrot

I feel awkward and paranoid that someone would notice

JUST CHANGING MY TAMPON STILL FLUSHES TOILET SO THAT NO ONE WOULD KNOW Paranoid Parrot