Paranoid Parrot

this is just how i think

I WANT TO GET A JOB BY APPLYING TO INTERVIEWS WHAT IF MY ENTREPRENEURSHIP WORKS OUT, AND MY TIME SPENT AT THE JOB IS ACTUALLY A WASTE? Paranoid Parrot

Whats the difference between Forever alone and a calender?

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FOREVER ALONE AND A CALENDER? A CALENDER HAS A DATE Paranoid Parrot

Did I already take my pills? 'Fibro Fog' strikes again!!

TAKES PILL... FIVE MINUTES LATER...COUNTS PILLS TO MAKE SURE DIDN'T OVERDOSE Paranoid Parrot

oh snap

SMALL CREEK CAME FORM DOWN STAIRS IM GOING TO DIE! Paranoid Parrot

NSA Is watchin u....

UPLOADS COD UO TO WEBSITE THEN IT IS HIT BY A WEB CRAWLER MUST BE THE NSA Paranoid Parrot

Joaquín

JOAQUIN NUÑEZ Paranoid Parrot

David CS

FÖRLORAR EN RUNDA I CS NÄR VI LEDER MED 12 - 4 DAVID:

a oh no!

PULLS OUT PHONE FROM POCKET TO SEE THAT CAMERA HAS BEEN ACTIVATED SHIT, NSA HAS BEEN SPYING ON ME Paranoid Parrot

It really does mess with your peace of mind.

PULLS OUT PHONE FROM POCKET TO SEE THAT CAMERA HAS BEEN ACTIVATED IN POCKET SHIT NSA HAS BEEN RECORDING ME  Paranoid Parrot

Scared to add co-workers on FB

CO-WORKER LIKES STATUS ON FB MUST BE TRYING TO GET ME FIRED! Paranoid Parrot