Paranoid Parrot

Pretty Polly

DO THEY REALLY THINK I'M PRETTY OR ARE THEY BEING SARCASTIC? Paranoid Parrot

Prima di un esame

PRIMA DI UN ESAME CONTROLLA RIPETUTAMENTE DATA E ORA Paranoid Parrot

Knock that off

DOESN'T WANT SHOES STOLEN KEEPS THEM ON Paranoid Parrot

Oh fu - hold on...

LOOKS FORWARD TO A RELAXING SUNDAY OFF DOUBLE CHECKS THAT IT IS SUNDAY AND NOT MONDAY Paranoid Parrot

Poisoned chocolates

SISTER GIVES CHOCOLATES IT'S ALL FULL OF POISON Paranoid Parrot

bidoof is on fire

DOESN'T CLEAN LINT FILTER HOUSE BURNS DOWN Paranoid Parrot

SIDE EFFECT OF TOO MUCH TV

MAIN STORY ENDS WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT IN EPISODE SOMEONE IS GETTING KILLED OFF Paranoid Parrot

TUM Parrot

GOTTA SAVE MY DATA PUT IT ON THE DROPBOX, SO 20 PCS HAVE TO FAIL FOR IT TO GET LOST Paranoid Parrot

bright lipstick paranoia

WEAR BRIGHT LIPSTICK EVERYONE IS STARING AT MY FACE  Paranoid Parrot

naked bird

DONT TOUCH ME IM NAKED INSIDE  BRRRRR........ Paranoid Parrot