Paranoid Parrot

Waiting for the physiology exam

CHECKS IF ITS 11AM YET EVERY SINGLE MINUTE Paranoid Parrot

Oh noe cookies

FIND COOKIES ON THE COMPUTER FACTORY RESET Paranoid Parrot

Come on

DON'T WANT TO UPVOTE SO REDDIT DOESN'T THINK I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON Paranoid Parrot

BUSINESS SYMPOSIUM

DIDN'T GO TO BUSINESS SYMPOSIUM I'LL BE UNEMPLOYED Paranoid Parrot

HUNDE HVALP MED MUG

ER I GANG MED EN COCIO MÅ HELLERE DRIKKE DEN FØR JEG GÅR PÅ TOILET Paranoid Parrot

Deletes Paranoid Parrot browsing history so no one thinks I'm paranoid

DELETES PARANOID PARROT BROWSING HISTORY SO NO ONE THINKS I'M PARANOID Paranoid Parrot

I posted a stupid question on a programming forum yesterday

WEBSITE IS DOWN TODAY OH GOD, THEY BLOCKED MY IP ADDRESS Paranoid Parrot

I think I smell

EATS AT A SMELLY MEXICAN PLACE 3 HOURS AGO TAKES A BATH IN HAND SANITIZER AT WORK Paranoid Parrot

school shop

WALKS OUT OF SCHOOL SHOP WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT STOLEN ANYTHING Paranoid Parrot

My school's on trimesters and I have a final today...

THE SYLLABUS, MY PROFESSOR, AND THE SCHOOL WEBSITE ALL SAY MY FINAL IS FROM 3-5 I BETTER DOUBLE CHECK EVERY FIVE MINUTES Paranoid Parrot