Paranoid Parrot

Mr Crombet's Voice Level Issues

MR CROMBET WANTS THE VOICE LEVEL LOW GUESS WHO IS THE INNOCENT ONE? Paranoid Parrot

It could happen!

HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING HIT BY METEORITE THAN LIGHTNING WALK AROUND WITH HELMET Paranoid Parrot

Hello, Reddit

FINALLY MAKES A REDDIT ACCOUNT BETTER NOT POST ANYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING Paranoid Parrot

silly parrot

ONE MILE OVER MY NEXT OIL CHNAGE BENCHMARK MY CAR IS GOING TO EXPLODE Paranoid Parrot

Did you look at me...

HE LOOKED AT ME! HE DID I SWEAR! OH GOD... WHATS WRONG WITH ME? Paranoid Parrot

damn server crashes

HAVING A GOOD ROUND  BETTER ALT F4 Paranoid Parrot

Banana Bread?

SOMEBODY I HARDLY KNOW BAKED SOME BREAD FOR HERSELF AND OTHERS? IT'S PROBABLY POISON OR GOING TO TASTE LIKE POISON ANYWAY... Paranoid Parrot

paranoid kasprzak

NIE MOGE ISC NA PIWO JUTRO WRACAM NA NOGACH Z UCZELNI Paranoid Parrot

Overheard in the library

I'M LOOKING FOR BOOKS ON PARANOIA BUT I THINK SOMEONE HAS MOVED THEM Paranoid Parrot

It's happened too often

CHECKS TO MAKE SURE IT'S STORE COPY THAT YOU PUT IN THE REGISTER CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO BE SAFE Paranoid Parrot