Paranoid Parrot

Stone cold seagull

KILLS SEAGULL WITH STONE SEAGULL FRIENDS PLOTTING AGAISNT ME Paranoid Parrot

kill secure

 KILL SECURE Paranoid Parrot

Uh uh whos there!

I THINK I LOCKED ALL 29 LOCKS  BETTER DOUBLE CHECK Paranoid Parrot

Penis poo

ASDASD ASDASDF Paranoid Parrot

fortune cookies don't lie

I HAD A FORTUNE COOKIE THAT SAID PEOPLE WERE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND THERE WERE PEOPLE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK Paranoid Parrot

spiderman is watching you WFH

SEES SPIDERMAN WFH MEME CHECKS FOR HIDDEN CAMERAS Paranoid Parrot

What if

WHAT IF I AM ALREADY FAMOUS ON REDDIT BUT DONT KNOW IT SINCE SOMEONE EDITED AND REPOSTED MY WORK? Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Redditor

LURKS REDDIT SO HIS PROFILE CAN'T BE STALKED Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Parrot

SEES SOMEONE'S SHADOW WHILE WALKING ON CAMPUS

Paranoid Parrot

SEES SHADOW OF SOMEONE ELSE WALKING ON CAMPUS