Paranoid Parrot

Walking Home @ Midnight

STREET LAMPS TURN OFF QUICKENS UP PACE Paranoid Parrot

when was my last test anyway

BOY, I'M FEELING TIRED TODAY MUST BE HIV Paranoid Parrot

Home alone?

HEARS SOMETHING GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT MUST BE RAPISTS Paranoid Parrot

Success. Is in the air

WE ARE TRYING TO AIM FOR SUCCESS NOT BULLSHIT I'M STILL LOST  Paranoid Parrot

Car Lock

LOCKS CAR TWENTY TIMES DID I LOCK MY CAR? Paranoid Parrot

This is a genuine concern...

WE NEED TO KEEP GIFTING REDDIT GOLD BEFORE WE'RE LEFT WITH JUST 9GAG AND 4CHAN Paranoid Parrot

Every Time I Call Home

NO BODY HAS AWNSERED THE PHONE EVERYONE MUST BE DEAD Paranoid Parrot

Parrot mind games

OKAY, I HAVE EVERYTHING BETTER QUADRUPLE CHECK Paranoid Parrot

whenever I go to brush my teeth

MY TOOTHBRUSH  IS WET Paranoid Parrot

Must be Ricin

STARTING TO GET FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS RICIN? Paranoid Parrot