Paranoid Parrot

I do that too. Doesn't everybody?

TURNS LIGHT OFF IN BASEMENT... RUN BACK UP STAIRS!!!!! Paranoid Parrot

IT'S OVER!!!

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i dont consent to searches

I DON'T CONSENT  TO SEARCHES Paranoid Parrot

Yea im a bit paranoid at times

TWO GUYS WALKING BEHIND ME DOWN THE STREET TODAY I GET KIDNAPPED                                                           Paranoid Parrot

paranoid dark souls

TRIGGER A HIGH LEVEL MONSTER IN DARK SOULS RUN FOR THE HILLS BECAUSE IT WILL RAPE YOU Paranoid Parrot

PEARL JAM TICKETS

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"skim through"

EXAM TOMORROW... BETTER SKIM THROUGH MY NOTES Paranoid Parrot

n xora

 N XORA Paranoid Parrot

Paranoia Reflected

WAT IF PPL THINK WHEN I COPY THEM ITS A PLOT AGAINST THEM, SO THEY STARE AT ME?  Paranoid Parrot

I reach this conclusion after about 10 seconds of searching [Paranoid Parrot]

FORGOT WHERE I PARKED THE CAR MUST'VE BEEN STOLEN Paranoid Parrot